無錫雅思--口語考試別緊張 雅思考官也是要學(xué)中文的人

　　"遇見你的眉眼，如清風(fēng)明月。"

　　聽到你的"帶勁"，我虎軀一震。

　　看見你那忽閃忽閃的深邃大眼睛，就像吹了哈爾濱夏夜的風(fēng)。身上一點(diǎn)兒也不粘，舒服！爽！

　　每一次與考官面對面，我都會(huì)心動(dòng)。

　　遇見溫和耐心的英國阿姨，我覺得她是唐頓莊園的伯爵夫人。

　　遇見眉頭微蹙的大胡子中年叔叔，我覺得他是小李子。

　　遇見口音咖喱味兒的印度裔考官，我覺得他想教我摔跤！

　　遇見你，我覺得……

　　說了辣么多，筆者只想說作為一名跨文化傳播使者，老師認(rèn)真地告訴你，雅思考官只是一個(gè)普通人。

　　下了班以后的他們也會(huì)擠地鐵、說臟話、玩手機(jī)、泡酒吧，會(huì)突然開撕、也會(huì)一臉假笑，正經(jīng)起來比誰都紳士淑女。

　　大家出國留學(xué)去學(xué)英語，你們的考官來中國也想學(xué)漢語。

　　考官，不是神圣，不是妖魔鬼怪，只是一個(gè)又一個(gè)每次都只給你5.5分的陌生人。

　　萬年5.5分，怎么也過不去這個(gè)坎兒，原因有千千萬。其中之一，就是你見到考官太緊張，發(fā)揮不出實(shí)力。

　　兩千多塊人民幣的考試，一不小心就得重考，能不緊張嗎？！

　　何老師也曾經(jīng)是考官，外國留學(xué)生漢語口語考試的考官。

　　每次他們一個(gè)一個(gè)進(jìn)到教室來坐在我對面，我都有一種君子報(bào)仇的感覺！終于輪到我折磨你們了！《青花瓷》給我唱一遍，沒有歌詞參考！《施氏食獅史》給我讀一遍，聲調(diào)不能錯(cuò)！

　　哈哈哈哈哈！

　　雖然并沒有真的考他們這些，我還是腦補(bǔ)了一下他們朗讀《施氏食獅史》的搞笑樣子，真的有一種解氣的感覺！童鞋們，我替你們報(bào)仇了！

　　考完試，經(jīng)常會(huì)收到他們自己做的小餅干小面包。賄賂我也知道投其所好，聰明！哈哈哈哈哈！

　　我們沒法賄賂雅思考官，但是我們可以做到不卑不亢。無論對面坐著的是什么人，給你留下了什么印象，只要尊重他，也同時(shí)為自己贏取尊重，這場考試就會(huì)平安無事。

　　實(shí)在不行，還可以投訴考官呢！

　　具體投訴步驟，且聽下回分解。

　　最后奉上一段何老師原創(chuàng)的人物類話題小素材，希望大家喜歡。

　　I'm going to talk about a special person who is very talkative and nice. He was my previous IELTS examiner. I met him during one of my IELTS speaking tests many years ago. He was a unique examiner, a very talkative one.

　　I remember no matter what answers I gave for his questions, he would always nod at me with a smiley face and share with me his own answers for the questions. I had never met an examiner who behaved like a friend or a big brother.

　　He told me he loved Chinese cuisine and southern cities. He also told me that he traveled alone to more than 30 cities in China and made quite a few friends who came from all kinds of background.

　　I could never forget his crystal blue eyes and charming voice.As far as I can remember, he talked more than I did during that test and later when I checked my score, I was shocked by the 7.5. It was unbelievable. I was thrilled and also extremely grateful to meet such a great examiner in my life.Sadly, we didn't see each other ever again.

　　However, I'm lucky today since I meet you, my dear sir. You are just as nice as that British examiner I was talking about. It's a miracle that we could meet here in this university and I wish all the best for you.

　　That's all I wanna talk about for this topic. Thank you.

　　附錄：《施氏食獅史》原文

　　石室詩士施氏，嗜獅，誓食十獅。施氏時(shí)時(shí)適市視獅。十時(shí)，適十獅適市。是時(shí)，適施氏適市。施氏視是十獅，恃矢勢，使是十獅逝世。氏拾是十獅尸，適石室。石室濕，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始試食是十獅尸。食時(shí)，始識是十獅尸，實(shí)十石獅尸。試釋是事。